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    Holiday Gift Pack #3 - Big Spender!

    Is it really that time of the year again?  The fresh fruit of the month subscription is great and all, but we'd like to steer you in the direction of the gift of fermented fruit.  Wine goes great with every occasion, and is particularly needed in this time of the year, in this freakin year.

    All of our gift packs are a tremendous value.  This gift pack is valued at $165.  The price includes shipping, a fun included gift (chosen at random), a hand written note with your custom message, two free tastings at our Tap Room in St. Helena, all wrapped up in festive packaging. 

    The version of this gift pack for shipping within California includes three 750mL packs:

    -- Our variety pack "Ah, This Is Living!", which contains one 250mL can each of these Napa Valley wines: "Sparkler Machine" (Fizzy White), "The Floor Is Lava!" (super classy Cabernet Sauvignon) and "How Big?" (huge, silky Cabernet Sauvignon blend).

    -- Our variety pack "Family Time, Right?", which contains one 250mL can each of these Napa Valley wines: "You're So Pretty" (Fizzy Rose), "Secret Handshakes" (big red wine with cacao & vanilla) and "Afraid of Clowns" (well proportioned red wine).

    -- Sparkler Machine -- The best way to celebrate the end of 2020 is to open a can of this delicious fizzy white wine, pour it directly from the can into your mouth in swift fashion, then crush the can with your bear hand with an intensity you reserve for life's most demanding moments.  It's not just wine, it's the celebration of a year that is best behind us.  Contains 3 x 250mL cans (750mL).

    The version of this gift pack for shipping outside of California* includes three 750mL packs:

    -- The Floor Is Lava! -- A sophisticated, luxurious wine that will make your friends exclaim "Did this really just come out of a can?"  It's what super classy, expensive Napa Cabernet Sauvignon is all about, minus the super heavy bottle and huge price tag.  Contains 3 x 250mL cans (750mL).

    -- CRUED Cut No. One -- A big, smooth, round beast of a Napa Valley red wine blend containing 69% Cabernet Sauvignon, 13% Petit Sirah, 10% Malbec, and 8% Syrah.  Contains 3 x 250mL cans (750mL).

    -- Sparkler Machine -- The best way to celebrate the end of 2020 is to open a can of this delicious fizzy white wine, pour it directly from the can into your mouth in swift fashion, then crush the can with your bear hand with an intensity you reserve for life's most demanding moments.  It's not just wine, it's the celebration of a year that is best behind us.  Contains 3 x 250mL cans (750mL).

    * Our variety packs are only legal within California due to federal container size laws.  Yeesh.  So we had to replace the variety pack with another awesome wine.  Sorry about that.

    Also, sorry to state the obvious, but please make surethe receipient is 21+ years of age.  Adult (21+) signature will be required upon delivery.

    For a customized handwritten note, please check "Is this a gift?" and add your message.  If you're purchasing multiple gifts that you'd like shipped separately, you can do so by going to your cart, and check "Gift Giving: Ship to multiple addresses"

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